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My Wife Won’t Like It

My Wife Won’t Like It

One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart… Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what’s your name?” “Its Jack, and I’m okay thanks,” I replied. “Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”

Live In Fear

Live In Fear

$5.37! That’s what the kid behind the counter at Tim Horton’s said to me.. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Lifesaver…