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The Worst Ever Home Bikini Waxing – Very Funny Story!!!

The Worst Ever Home Bikini Waxing – Very Funny Story!!!

WARNING: The mental picture you get from reading this woman’s story is absolutely hilarious.  My night began as any other normal weekday night. I came home from work, fixed dinner for my son and we played for a while. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next couple hours: maybe I should use that wax in my medicine cabinet. I set up my boy with a video and head to the site of…

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A cowboy named Fred

A cowboy named Fred

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient: “Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call the manager.”

INSTALLING A HUSBAND (notes)

INSTALLING A HUSBAND (notes)

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.