Adam Bernard Blog
Insights, Musings, and InspirationWelcome to the Adam Bernard Blog!
My blog, is a treasure trove of guides, thought-provoking viewpoints, and entertaining narrative pieces, on a plethora of subjects from the calming realms of meditation and yoga to the light-hearted world of jokes and funny stories. So sit back, relax explore the world according to Adam Bernard.
Whores & Hockey Players
A man in a Florida supermarket wanted to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce… the man persists and asks to see the manager.
Schitt Family Tree
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We are at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt! Thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now know the facts.
RE: My Christmas Wish List
From Tommy to Santa RE: My Christmas Wish List As we dive headfirst into the festive season, our minds turn towards the quintessential childhood tradition of penning a Christmas Wish List. Check out the hilarious interaction between a determined boy named Timmy and...
The Wife’s Diary…
Read the humorous tale of “The Wife’s Diary” that unveils the comic disparities in the thought processes of men and women in a relationship. Highlighting the contrast between her anxiety and his preoccupation, this wife’s diary entry offers an entertaining read.
Woman Stops Deadly Grizzly Attack With Tiny .25 Caliber Pistol
This captivating story unveils the life-saving power of a .25 Caliber Pistol, spotlighting one woman's encounter with a deadly grizzly bear in Alberta, Canada. Arguments often arise over the best type of firearm for self-defense, and this story might just settle that...
My Wife Won’t Like It
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart... Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?" "Its Jack, and I'm okay thanks," I replied. "Jack, forget your...
