A Comprehensive Guide to Senior Texting Code

by | Sep 9, 2019 | Funny Stuff

Senior Texting is becoming increasingly popular among the elderly, leading to the creation of a unique texting language catered specifically to their needs, known as the Senior Texting Code (STC). This article presents a comprehensive guide to understanding and using Senior Texting, perfect for those who qualify for senior discounts and wish to stay connected in the digital age. It’s important to share this information with your children and grandchildren too, so they can understand the meaning behind your texts better. Let’s dive into the fascinating world of Senior Texting Code!

Senior Texting Guide

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. However, the language of texting can be a bit confusing, especially with all those abbreviations and emojis. Hence, I feel the need to introduce a Senior Texting Code (STC), specifically designed for those of us who qualify for Senior Discounts.

I plan to share this guide with all my friends, but I believe it’s just as important for the younger generation to understand our code. So, I’m urging you to pass this Senior Texting guide onto your children and grandchildren. This will not only help them decipher our messages but also make them aware of our effort to keep up with the times.

Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD:
At The Doctor’s
BFF:
Best Friend Fainted
BTW:
Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT:
Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM:
Covered By Medicare
CGU:
Can’t get up
CUATSC:
See You At The Senior Center
DWI:
Driving While Incontinent
FWB:
Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW:
Forgot Where I Was
FYI:
Found Your Insulin
GGPBL:
Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA:
Got Heartburn Again
HGBM:
Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO:
Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO:
Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL:
Living On Lipitor
LWO:
Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR:
On My Massage Recliner
OMSG:
Oh My! Sorry Gas.
ROFL… CGU:
Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
TTYL:
Talk To You Louder
WAITT:
Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA:
Wet The Furniture Again
WTP:
Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO:
Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI:
(Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In)

 

 

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